You know your an Experienced Parent when.......

mimee

You can smell a dirty nappy from another room. Wink

mylittleMR · Youngster Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 58

when you have to wipe poo of walls, cots and faces!

mimee · Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:08 pm Post subject:

You have acquired SUPER hearing and can hear a baby cry when no one else can. Very Happy

mylittleMR · Youngster Joined: 25 May 2007 Posts: 58

when you know everyones name and the songs they sing on play school

and when chosing the wrong window on playschool means your gonna have a bad day lol, (how sad am i)

DanniL · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 8:42 pm Post subject:

when you can tell who's done the poo just by the smell! Icon_thaf4f1868

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mimee · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:22 pm Post subject:

when you know how to multitask and can do two things at once Razz

kazy · Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject:

You dont mind your kid spitting, vomitting and pooing on you Rolling Eyes

jakejembran · Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 10:32 am Post subject:

When you know silence isn't always a good thing.

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mimee · Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 1:31 pm Post subject:

...you can catch vomit with your bare hands.
...you get poop on your hands and don't retch.
...you can hold a child, pull your laundry off the line, and talk on the phone all at the same time.
...you can read a bedtime story while still be planning your meals in your head.
...you can lift 40 kilos in each hand and contemplate picking up the third with your teeth.

1,2 make it 3 · Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:07 pm Post subject:

when you can have a conversation with someone that no one understands.

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Sparkle · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 5:27 am Post subject:

You leave the kids for an hour or an afternoon and all you do is talk about them!

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Cheeky · Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 9:25 am Post subject:

You try to have time to yourself and you find your self do the washing, dishes, make beds, cleaning floors etc instead of sitting down. Confused

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Sparkle · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:37 am Post subject:

so true!!!!

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moonmuffin · Youngster Joined: 15 May 2007 Posts: 140

When your bub sneezes with a whole mouthful of porridge and your first instinct is to catch it. :icon_th_jaja:

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mimee · Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 10:39 am Post subject:

You can clean up puke or poop and still carry on eating your lunch straight afterwards. LOL!!! Laughing

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